There's a bear in my tummy!

Or so the Germans would have us believe! I am so frickin hungry it's ridiculous, and my stomach is growling so loudly you can just call me Sister (10 points to whoever catches that reference). It's 9:53pm. I had my snack chips at 6:30pm. I offered to order and pick up food at 8:30...but NOOOOOOO, we're almost done. Riiiiight. So I had my power bar at 9pm. I don't understand this. Are these people human? Do they realize what happens to me when I don't get fed at a decent time????!!!!??? And it's now 9:55pm and we're not going anywhere in the next 5 minutes, which is when the restaurants in this city stop serving...including the room service at the crappy hotel we're stuck in because of the World Figure Skating Championships. I mean honestly, who goes to that? Why is the entire city booked??? This is insane. I just don't understand. Somebody make it stop!